A shade of Bak Kwa

i'm unevenly tanned..the sun hates me..the sun is biased towards my right leg...it's fried...it's painful...my back is a mess...the red patches show me exactly which spots i missed putting sun block on..i.e. where my hands can reach...oh man...i'm currently the hottest shade of bak kwa..lobster red doesnt even cut it...this is really bad...wanna take a photo but kinda lazy to..hahah...

my legs my legs...pls pls pls..lemme slp n let this be over by tml..or at least let it spread till it's even...rraahhh...