acccck~~~~~~! i'm starting work tml but i'm really scared shitless....was practising my sales pitch den i realised i dunno how to go abt doing it....i stammer and stammer den i forgot my promotion! bad bad bad....den i forgot the lucky draw thingie...ahhhhh....
"hi, we're currently having a promotion on yadayada. if u buy 2 bottles of yadayadayada u get to get a sports bag and also enter our lucky draw. wad sports do u like sir? (yadayada) well arent u in luck! the winners for our lucky draw will get to go on a trip to watch the fav sports live. we'll have winners to watch the soccer (i forgot wad league of soccer le..shucks), cricket, golf and (ah!!!! i forgot wad...!!!oh....!) tennis......yadayada..."
*note to self: get client to play game while i pack? or get them to play b4 they leave..
"oh and sir would u like to play a game? (<-----oh yucks...how do u ever phrase tt properly?) sir b4 u go, would u like to play our yadayada game? if u can score 1000pts and above, u'll get to key in ur particulars and every wk we'll pick a winner. the winner gets a free yadayada.. don't worry. no matter which part of the world u'll be in, u will still recieve ur prize as long as u leave ur contacts with us. *beams*"
omg.........will my sales pitch work...i feel like i'll do an ally mcbeal..haha...like for ex...i'll talk to my customers and keep replaying all the diff possible scenarios...ahhhh! dun lemme sia suay!!!! dun let my boss scold me!!!
*beam grace beam!!!! smile a mega watt smile...look awake! stifle ur yawns! be brave! talk loudly! look confident! smoke thru!!!!!!!!*
boy do i need help.................................
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hahah! xm.. u're so cute.. i loved that post.. so funny.. =) think you'll be able to do it tho.. u've got the power!!!! anyways if u can't den why they hire u in the first place rite? heh heh..
well..read on abt the next post...my day was strange..was like selling high-end flags...hahaha...sir would u like to donate..almost asked a few of my customers whether they'd like any booze or not...haha
Haha...can one....jiayou jiayou..jiayou jiayou...shake ard with a pom pom...
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